Sophia: The magazine's descriptions of our island are quite evocative.
Sophia: Is this really how the island looks in the eyes of outsiders? I never would've thought...
Sophia: "The western cliffs of the island, without doubt, present the most beautiful views, from there one can take in its breath-taking vista over the sea..." I pass by there often, but I hardly think anything of it...
37: Clearly, this outsider doesn't know the first thing about this place!
37: Beautiful views? Pah! There's no point in going to the western cliff at all. It doesn't fall on any of the connecting lines of the structures here... It's just a- a redundant floating decimal!
37: If there was any spot worth visiting on the island, it would be Epsilon Cavern, deep underground.
37: The cavern lies at the perpendicular vertex of an equilateral triangle that fully encompasses the island, making it the most central and, thus, most mathematically perfect attraction on the island!
Sophia: I've never even seen you so much as step foot near that cave.
37: Of course, it's super dark down there!
37: But the numbers don't lie, it is the most perfect feature on the island, and to omit this self-evident truth! Humph! It ought to be reflected in any worthwhile magazine.
210: Or perhaps we can spare our would-be tourists the trauma of venturing into a pitch-black cave? I'm afraid you won't find many tourists who enjoy counting while rushing back and forth between the office and the beach either.
37: Be that as it may, they have no reason to bore themselves on that cliff. The arrangement of the stones there has no value at all.
Sophia: But it is the best place to gaze upon the sea.
37: The sea? But it's everywhere! It's no more interesting than a nonprime integer with an exponent of one!
Sophia: Perhaps it's in seeing the same things with new eyes that we find the true joy of travel, 37.
