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One Flew Over the Old House

One Flew Over the Old House

Invite - Blonney




Invite 1

Jessica: Jennifer! You're here! Hurray!
Blonney: Hi, Hello! Okay, there's no need to be overexcited... Err, go easy on the hugs...
Jessica: Oh, sorry! I did that again...
Jessica: I thought you were not coming. I know you said you would, but I am still worried.
Blonney: I might strike people as a person who doesn't value credibility, but ... as I have promised you, I will never disappear on you again.
Blonney: I know you are always there waiting for me. Like a puppy at the door. Although it is just an image in my head, knowing that you are waiting for me would make me think about you more often.
Jessica: You thought about me?
Blonney: Of course... Of course I do!
Blonney: Vertin told me you've been sent to some behavior modification school, which made me uneasy for quite a while.
Jessica: Wow... I never thought you'd be worried about me...
Blonney: Ahem. You also heard those horror stories, right? They usually take place in deserted campsites, in the countryside, or in boarding schools—especially modification schools!
Blonney: Strange female teachers, bizarre whimpers in the middle of the night, and ghosts in the toilet...
Jessica: Yes, they are all true!
Blonney: All true? Here?!
Jessica: We indeed have strange female teachers, and ... whimpers in the middle of the night.
Jessica: In the washroom ... sometimes people can hear weird noises.
Jessica: Perhaps it is a ghost, or a serpent, I can't be sure.
Jessica: I may go check it later, so I can tell you what it is!
Blonney: That's awful. I must talk to Vertin and get you out of here. Don't worry. It won't take long.
Jessica: Hmm? But I'm not afraid at all.
Blonney: You aren't afraid?
Jessica: No, 'cause I'm also one of them, and maybe the most badass one!
Blonney: The girl in dismay in the boarding school ... turns out to be another monster?
Blonney: Good. Sounds like an exciting script!


Invite 2

Blonney: Come, look at this.
Jessica: Jennifer, your face. You don't look ... well. Did you take some purple or yellow herbs? Or did you just not get enough sleep?
Blonney: Umm. What's wrong? My face? What ... yawns ... what about it?
Jessica: There are two dark arches below your eyes. You look just like my critter friend who took that strange herb...
Blonney: ...These are just dark circles around the eyes.
Blonney: I haven't slept well for two or three nights. Need at least five spas and fifteen beauty sleeps to repair my skin.
Blonney: But this is not important ... at least not for now.
The young girl with blonde hair, about to doze off in any minute, supports her head with one hand, and taps on the script drafts with the other.
Blonney: The script is finally taking shape. I wanna talk to you about how the story should unfold ... I'm kinda lost at the moment.
Jessica: Your script ... Like the one we used to play?
Blonney: Sort of, but I've spent more time on this one, so it's definitely better.
Blonney: This story was inspired by our last conversation. A story where the girl protagonist is in fact the most horrific monster.
Blonney: But ... it won't make sense. Why would a monster be willing to stay in a boarding school?

Jessica: Well ... Maybe the soup is good there?
Blonney: Good. You mean good food. Good. Keep going.
Jessica: Very funny. There are also people and things in the school, and they are interesting, great fun!
Blonney: What? That is, social interactions ... Wait, social? Why would such a powerful monster have the need to socialize?
Jessica: Social! I've "learned" that word from the game!
Jessica: My smileless friend said it's an important part of human society, but also what I'm doing worst at. I must work hard to "learn" it so people will like me.
Jessica: Otherwise I'll be nothing but a "freak". She said that's why I don't have any friends.
Blonney: ...
Blonney: Your smileless friend? Who is that?
Jessica: Who's that? Just a smileless friend. She calls herself "Instructor."
Blonney: Don't listen to that bullsh- ... *clears throat* what she said.
Jessica: Bull ... What?
Blonney: Nothing, don't pick up those words!
Blonney puts on a face as serious as she possibly can, and puts away the notebook and the pen in her hand.
Blonney: Don't take her words seriously, you are not some freak. Even ... even if you are, you are a freak that has friends.
Blonney: Vertin, Ms. Tooth Fairy, and me ... we are all your friends, understand?
Jessica: What? I'm your friend already?
Blonney: Of course, since the beginning of everything. I only give names to my favorite friends, Jessica.

Invite 3

Jessica: Jennifer, have you finished the script? You seem much better now.
Blonney: It's done! All finished! I have even found a sponsor -- who is not my dad!
Blonney: That is to say, he is actually interested in my story! I will be shooting a new movie soon!
Jessica: "Shooting a movie" like you did? Shall I get my friends back here?
Blonney: No, we are not doing that anymore. People don't use real monsters in real filming. We have a team for props.
Jessica: Oh … fine.
Blonney: Don't worry about me. My dad is very proud of what I have achieved.
Blonney: He's finally more comfortable around his friends and their successful sons and daughters. Well, a movie director is not a great accomplishment, but it's still better than an ignoramus fooling around all day.
Blonney: So he has also chipped in quite a lot of money, which allowed me to hire us some pros for the props.
Jessica: The men you chose must be the best of their kinds.
Blonney: Haha, thanks for the approval. Anyway, everything has been going on so well. The next step is to cast some actors.
Jessica: You mean Jason and the others?
Blonney: No, of course not.
Blonney: They are just amateurs. You and I have created such an interesting story together, so this time ... I have to find some professionals to play the roles. It's going to be a big search, followed by many careful auditions!
Jessica: So you're looking for a new "girl protagonist"? That sounds nice. I'm happy as long as you are.
Blonney: What a nice and kind-hearted little deer you are. Who wouldn't like you? What that instructor said is purely awful.
Blonney: Promise me that you won't stress yourself out in here. The courses designed by the Foundation must be hard.
Blonney: Ah! Time is up, I gotta go. Till next time, Jessica.
Jessica: Are you leaving, Jennifer? We still have time ...
Blonney: Sorry for that. I have two auditions to go. I will come back to see you afterwards, okay?
Jessica: ...
Jessica: Okay, I'll be waiting for you.
Blonney: It won't take long, dear. I promise I will come to you once the auditions are over!


Invite 4

Campus Security: You! Stop right there! We don't allow unauthorized personnel in here!
Blonney: Don't be a goose, just throw it in if you can't get in here!
Bodyguard: But ... Ms. Jennifer...
Blonney: Hurry up! Oh it would break, so what? How much would a TV cost?
Blonney: Phew... I'm here again! Though I'm a little late. There were more people at the audition than I expected.
Jessica: J-Jennifer, what's this?
Blonney: This? This is the latest television, you can watch it without cables and the antennae.
Blonney: The press said it was developed by Laplace Scientific Computing Center. Inspired by the rare Dalpobeast, it is the most advanced biomimicry and the most beautiful child of modern arcanum and science.
Blonney: Perhaps I'm a bit carried away, but it is indeed a good product.
Blonney: That's why I brought it here, along with these...
Blonney opens that gigantic alligator skin shoulder bag she carries. The bag, very much resembles an alligator, throw up a great pile of tapes from its wide-open mouth.
Jessica: What are ... these?
Blonney: These are the tapes of the auditions. Some people couldn't come to the audition in person, so they sent these tapes instead to give the job a shot. I have brought them all, let's watch them together.
Jessica: But this is your movie. Is it okay for me to watch them?
Blonney: These are the auditions for the girl protagonist, and aren't you ... the archetype of this character? Of course you are qualified to evaluate them.
As one of the tapes is inserted in the slot, a pretty girl appears on the screen.
Blonney: Good. Beautiful green eyes.
Jessica: Wow, her hair is as shiny and smooth as silk. I wish I could feel it with my own hands!
Blonney puts in another tape. Another girl, younger and more timid, shows up.
Jessica: I like her. Her voice is soft, just like a lark's chirping.
Blonney: But ... she's not enough. Something is ... missing.
Tapes, one after another, disappear in the TV and get spitted out again. Nothing shows up on the TV is satisfactory enough for the director.
Blonney: That's awful. No. 1's hair is not soft enough, No. 4's eyes are not green enough, No. 7's are too green. No. 9, not bad, but her wrists aren't delicate ...
Blonney: None of them is perfect for the part. I had a very particular image in my head when I started the first draft.
Blonney: Brown hair, green eyes, slender figure, the face of a young girl, with a slightly nonchalant look on her face...
Campus Security: Time is up, please leave the room now.
Jessica: Looks like we can only watch more "TV" together next time, Jennifer ... I gotta go.
Blonney: Fine, we will continue next time. Wait, no, wait a minute... Brown hair, green eyes, slender figure, isn't it you?
Jessica: Me?
Blonney: It's you! You have the brown hair and the green eyes, and a pretty small face!
Blonney: You are how I get the idea of this movie, you were heavily involved in the creation process. There's no one better than you to play the part!
Jessica: Fabulous! Jennifer, you mean ... I get to be your protagonist?! That's GREAT!
Campus Security: Enough chatting, ladies. Please end your conversation and leave the room now.
Blonney: Hey! Don't interrupt us!
Blonney: ... Jessica, don't worry, you will still be my lead actress!
Blonney: I'll come back for you in a little while. For now, let's call it a day, okay?
Jessica: Okay. I'll be waiting for you!


Invite 5

Jessica: Jennifer, hey!
Jessica: You're much earlier this time. Got less work on the movie recently?
Blonney: Of course! I have postponed the filming, and you -- my leading actress, please pass these exams and leave this place as soon as possible. My team and I can't put off the dates for too long, understand?
Jessica: Okay. II'll work hard on those books!
Jessica: I'll win the next game, um ... I mean, I'll at least get a B!
Blonney: Ha... You are funny.
Blonney: Don't push yourself too hard. If you become too smart, this blondie fool won't be able to pull tricks on you anymore.
Blonney: Come, try a few poses for me. I will take a couple of short videos of you for my sponsors so that they will know why I insist on waiting for you.

Blonney: Whoa! I almost got chills. It gives me the creeps. You were born a horror movie star.
Blonney: You should show up more in my movies, the future star of Hollywood, Ms. Deer of the Green Lake Campsite.