Letter: âDear Haraldââ
Letter: âGrown-ups often say that torches will extinguish, great trees will wither, and even the endless feasts will eventually end in a great mess.â
Letter: "âHeroes too will have their curtain call,â they say earnestly, solemnly, unwilling to move even for the remote control that theyâre sitting on.â
Letter: âGrown-ups act like they know everything, issuing commands like theyâre kings and queens. But what do they know, really?â
Letter: âMaybe they've only sneaked a peek at the door to glory and pride.â
Letter: âThey say, âdon't climb too high.ââ
Matilda: Get down from that tree right now, you rascals. Or else... I'll make you fall!
Erick: We're not coming down until we catch that Huma bird! Iâm sure itâll appear at dusk.
Golden Key Sancho: Itâs said that if you feed them toenails and smelly boots for three days, theyâll grant you a wish. I'll make them eat all the test papers so we won't have any more exams!
Effie: IâI want it to find the book the instructor threw away.
Matilda: Damn, you little troublemakers. I'm coming up!
Erick: No, no, don't! This tree can't take anymoreâ Ahâ!
Golden Key Sancho & Effie: Ahhâ!
Letter: âThey say, âdon't think too much.ââ
Erick: ...Will the ghost really come? I'm getting sleepy.
Effie: It will, Iâm sure of it! They say that the ghost of that missing student appears here on the night of every full moon...
Golden Key Sancho: And if we find him, heâll reveal the exam questions for next week!
Erick: Okay, well, Iâm going to lay down and sleep for a bit until heâ
Golden Key Sancho: (Patter, patter) Look!
The ghost is here.
Matilda: The moon is just perfect tonight...âŤ
Hum-dee-dum, now to take out my orbuculum.
Matilda: Huh? Who's there!
Erick: Ahhâ!
Run!
Letter: âThey say, âdon't run too fast.ââ
Instructor: In this lesson, you will learn how to deal with a glavakus.
Now, I will release a domestically bred...
Erick: Ahhhhâ My cloak!
Sailors, stop it!
Glawackus: Roaaar!
Golden Key Sancho: Jarl, quick! Stop nowâ!
Effie: It follows loud, fast-moving thingsâ!
Erick: I can'tâhearâyou!
Letter: "Don't climb too high, don't think too much, don't run too fast, don't be too selfish, don't wander too far, don't go... on adventures!"
Letter: âIf we listened to these grown-ups, all those amazing treasures, great feats, and countless heroic tales would end up like the remote control under their butts: lost in the couch forever!â
Letter: âSo, my dear HaraldâI've gathered a crew of SPDM students with extraordinary abilities to lead a rebellion against all these boring grown-ups.â
Letter: âThey are loyal and dedicated to me.â
âThey have remained unflinching; even in the face of the nasty witch.â
Golden Key Sancho: I swear, it was me who ate the fish and chips. I ate it all on my own!
Matilda: âŚ
Effie: (Patter, patter) Jarl, the corner of your mouth...
Erick: Oh!
Letter: âThey possess the wisdom of Mimir and the agility of Thor.â
âEven the craftiest of witches are helpless against them.â
Matilda: Hey, what's that bulging in your pocket?
Erick: Itâs, uh, it's...
Effie: âIt's the stinky, chewy chunk I gave her!
Effie: You wouldn't want to fish it out with your hand. It'll make you so sick that you wonât be able to eat the whole night long!
Matilda: Sniff, sniff...
Letter: âEven in the most critical momentsââ
Golden Key Sancho: Heyâhey! Isn't that Miss Sonetto?
Matilda: Hmm? What?! P-Perhaps she needs the help of an outstanding disciplinary assistant!
Matilda: I-I'll be right back!
Letter: My crew and I always find a way out.
Erick: "I have to say, my heart is bursting with excitement!"
Erick: "My dear Harald, I can't wait to show you everything I've achieved here."
Erick: "Also, how is my crew at Stillwater Lake doing? Did Dumb Howard take over the park? Did Old John find the note I stuck on the bumper of his car? Ha-ha-ha, he must have been furious..."
Erick: "Also, I got the chewing gum you sent. My crew absolutely loves it."
Erick: "Also, how come your handwriting looks so much neater? Is Aunt Sigrid from next door writing your letters for you?"
Erick: "Hah, she's got you all figured out!"
Erick: "Anyway, I hope everything is well with you."
Erick: "Well, I'm off to sleep! This 'Introduction to Alchemy' book is as heavy as a rock and gives me a headache."
Erick: "âMissing you, Erick."


